Today, I saw a big star.
There was a big fat star next to my name on my June health insurance statement.
Ellie Hong *
* Rate Change : new age rate
You!
You evil Anthem Blue Cross!
You just had to rub it in my face with that FAT star, huh?
Are you punishing me for getting old? $80 increase per month?
Are you implying that I'm more likely to be sick now that I'm turning thirrrrr...?
Answer me, Anthem!
Call 911, I'm having a panic attack!
NoOooOOooo! I can't be thiirrr... I can't even say it... (tears dropping)
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